Dear Dad,
thanks for being a silver fox and yet acting like you're in your twenties. you bring hope to my bleak future
Dear Lauren,
i think if you had never asked me to come swimming yesterday, i would have ended up going somewhere i really didn't want to go and would probably regret it for a good while.
Dear Ex,
what in god's name are you thinking? you seriously should care about your future more and more importantly, your freaking present. you are doing some of the most mindless things lately and it really makes me wonder if you've changed that much or if you're just going through a phase.
Dear Tahoe,
don't try to pass me on double yellow lines again, bitch!
even if i did find out you are my neighbor, no one tries to pass me on double yellow lines and succeeds! mooha.