Dear Cailey
I love your rants. I think you should publish a book. I'd definitely be there for your autograph signing.
Dear my brother's friends,
I understand that you are here now for a party, but can you keep it a tad quieter? It's 1 in the morning and your constant screams and giggles are preventing me from sleeping. Looks like all those empty bottles of vodka I saw downstairs have not calmed you down yet. Please go home, but not without cleaning up that horrid mess you left in the kitchen first.
Your forever friend,
Yuri
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