Dear The Bitch,
I don't appreciate anyone making my friends cry. I don't appreciate you calling another of my friends a sellout because she sat with us at lunch for two days. Has your unintelligent mind forgotton? You and her used to despise each other and now this "lets go in a park and drink and smoke and do drugs because we give into peer pressure" thing has happened and now.. Oh! You like her again! You have to "get in with her" because she also has a lot of friends and you need to be very popular to make yourself feel better!
I feel sorry for your mother even though she is an idiot also as she doesn't seem to notice you throwing up in the toilet at home because of the quantity of vodka you consume nearly every night.
Hope you ruin your life, ciao!
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Dear Paliana,
That letter to your friend was so cute! I hope you get in touch with him soon.
From, Amy