[AmyLou]

Dear my school

School, you suck. You are stupid even though you pride yourself on being one of the best in our area. You can't even send detentions to the right people!! Just because there is a girl in my school who has almost the exact same name as me, doesn't mean you give up searching for the right Amy!!

Basically, stop sending detentions to the wrong person, stop messing up my GCSE timetables (they're important if you havent noticed - stop blaming the computer) and stop pissing me and my parents off whenever we get a letter saying something about the other Amy (she's a bad ass but she's really nice)

If you clear this up, I'll be forever grateful instead of being dragged around school being shouted at and blamed for supposedly me messing up my own GCSE timetable.

Cheers,
Amy