Re: Dear _________,
Dear Better Half,
You are so not my better half right now! I know I should appreciate the fact that you were honest with me when I asked you if you would ever cheat on me, but somehow, I just can't. Telling me that you can never say that you will never cheat on me because there's no such thing as never and it's better to never say never, just doesn't cut it for me. But for the sake of keeping the day nice, I just dropped it and left it at that. Now that I'm home, excuse me for bawling my eyes out. You know about my family's background, the fact that most of the men in my family from both the maternal and paternal sides have affairs left and right so I really don't get this. We've been together nearly 8 years so I'm confused...really very confused. And hurt I might add.
Dear Men of the World,
Is it so damn hard to stick to one woman? Are you all really polygamous by nature? Do you not know how much heart ache you cause?
Dear Men of the World (again),
The generalized questions above might and most probably is unfair, but do excuse me tonight. I am most (hopefully) understandably upset.
Dear D,
If it weren't for the fact that you were my sister's friend, I would have blatantly ignored you and scoffed at your proposal. 20%?! You're kidding me! No, I guess you're not...so let's compromised shall we?
Dear Body,
I've been doing all the exercises and practicing all the techniques for the upcoming event. Please show some signs of improvement! And more importantly, do not make me look bad!
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