Re: Dear _________,
Dear customs lady,
Thank you for letting my package slip through the customs.
You were so nice to me, although my package was way too high for the customs border.
Dear neighbours,
I know you want one, but please don't get another cat. You already treated your other pets like shit and we took care for your one cat before that you let almost starve.
Nice greetings,
Keichan
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