Re: Dear _________,
dear roommate,
i'm not sure why you think its okay to keep all my dishes in your room and never clean them. i have NO dishes right now. none of them belong to you. also, thanks for leaving your huge garbage bags in the garbage chute room. the angry email i received from the landlady was awesome what with her threatening to contact the city bi-law enforcement. who knew she would go rooting through your garbage to find a bank statement? idiot. on top of that, i'd like to point out that i do not appreciate you leaving our balcony door open all the time. we get a lot of bugs that way and i know our apartment is hot but you have air conditioning in your room. thanks for putting that hideous blanket over our balcony so that people can't see you smoking pot. now i can't sit on the balcony and have a nice view of outside. speaking of which, i couldn't help but notice that whenever i walk through our hallway it reeks of skunk. while i do think its nice of you to not admit to me that you're a drug dealer, that is still gross.
screw you.
sincerely,
cailey
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