I had a friend in high school who would tell me dead baby jokes all the time. I actually found some of them pretty funny... I wonder what that says about my personality LOL
How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Ok, I'm ready to go to hell now lol