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01-07-2007, 01:26 AM
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Embarrassing Moments.
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I was in P.E in the dance room it was pretty small with 30+ people in it. We were just scretching and doing excercises. While we were all doing jumping jacks I just had to scratch my head and then i farted and behind me was 4 girls laughing.... my first moment of regret that I scratch.
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01-07-2007, 01:42 AM
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xD; Aww~ Don't worry, it a natural thing. Happens to everyone. ^^;
I can't remember many of mine.. Or they're too embarrassing to tell ><; But, I seem to be quite the ball magnet. -__-
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01-07-2007, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ari-
xD; Aww~ Don't worry, it a natural thing. Happens to everyone. ^^;
I can't remember many of mine.. Or they're too embarrassing to tell ><; But, I seem to be quite the ball magnet. -__-
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Hey since you post it you must share one or else..... i'll scratch you.
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01-07-2007, 01:49 AM
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aw, that sucks god :x
haha once when i was in high school i was at a friends house with one other girl and we were all reading and it was DEAD silent and then somebody farted. not like a huge fart but like a little "toot" and NOBODY said anything i was like wow are you guys really going to ignore that?? amazing. to this day i have no clue who did it.
anyway, once when i was in hs i had a huge crush on this guy and we were hanging out and i was driving and i took him back home, and i went into his driveway and i was so nervous that i got out of my car without turning the car off or putting it in park and my car just rolled backwards across the street into his neighbors car (thankfully, there was no damage). the only thing i could think to do was try and stop it from moving with like my hands physically from outside the car until i remembered to reach inside and put it in park just in time before i smashed into something XD
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01-07-2007, 01:57 AM
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back in middle school one of the most cutest girl was sitting outside during lunch time and i was playing football as the ball was coming towards me i jump for it and landed on her oh what glory and embarrasing moment. Yep she got her arm scratch on the cement haha and comment good catch but the others was laughing.
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01-07-2007, 02:55 AM
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oh my embarrassing moment relates to farting too! me and ma boyfriend were fast asleep one night (or at least i thought he was sleeping), when i decided to let a wee quiet one rip. but unfortunately, it was fairly loud, like a foghorn ...and to my horror, my boyfriend heard it!!! this was the first time he had EVER heard me fart after 4 years of being together. it was the worst and possibly funniest moment in our relationship lol
oh and another one that sticks in ma mind ..is when i was sitting at work next to my NEW colleagues, i reached into my bag to take out my mobile phone charger. i noticed that they all looked shocked with their mouths wide open ... when i looked down, i realised that my black thong was hanging on the charger wire (i had been staying at my sister's the night before). i was so embarrassed  ops: , but it gave us a good laugh for the rest of the day anyway lol ..
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01-07-2007, 02:57 AM
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^Roflmao! xDD <3 Nice.
I always get hit by balls. =___=; Several times with a basketball (once it hit me on the side of the head and I almost lost my earring. I found it thankfully on the ground). And then one time a soccer ball came straight at my face and I fell over. u__u It hit me so hard I got all dizzy and blacked out for a second. lol;;; Footballs hit me too. x_o
If that's not embarrassing, I dunno what is >>;
Always getting hit and pushed or I run into things/people >> And I trip all over the place. ._.
Kinda makes me wonder if my brain's going to lose all cells from all the hits. xD; I already don't make sense with my words. I don't even understand myself like when I go back and read it.. I usually just hope other people understand me. x:
Like that. It totally didn't make sense. ><
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01-07-2007, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ari-
Kinda makes me wonder if my brain's going to lose all cells from all the hits. xD; I already don't make sense with my words. I don't even understand myself like when I go back and read it.. I usually just hope other people understand me. x:
Like that. It totally didn't make sense. ><
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I think I understand you...I think (hahaha)
One embarassing moment...well, my first day of middle school I acccidentally walked into the boys bathroom and saw a guy using the urinal, and unfortunetly I knew him, so he teased me about it a few times...but luckily he kept quiet to everyone else about it (I can't believe those who saw me walk in didn't try to stop me, it was a busy hallway, even if I don't know who they were!)
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01-07-2007, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by kawaiiangel
this was the first time he had EVER heard me fart after 4 years of being together.
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i think i farted in front of my boyfriend after like, 4 weeks hahaha
oh once i was in the locker room near naked at the gym and this 40ish year old man walked in and was like "oops, wrong room i guess" hahaha
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01-07-2007, 04:10 AM
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farting seems to be popular... scratch ur butt after you fart
play it cool
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01-07-2007, 04:16 AM
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I got hit in the head with a locker before. Our new school had those double lockers, one on top and one on the bottam. I ended up having one on the bottam and the person above hit me really hard with the corner of the locker on my head by accident. They apologized like crazy but geez, I never thought that would happen.
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01-07-2007, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Gnome Towa
I got hit in the head with a locker before. Our new school had those double lockers, one on top and one on the bottam. I ended up having one on the bottam and the person above hit me really hard with the corner of the locker on my head by accident. They apologized like crazy but geez, I never thought that would happen.
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dude.... i walk right into one -_-
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01-07-2007, 04:45 AM
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My embarassing moments...? It might not be the worst but it's what I can remember for now.
I was in my highschool cafeteria walking with an arm full of food (fries, pizza, soda, chips, candy o_O) cause I was reaaaaally hungry and rushing to find a place to sit so I can eat, and I didn't notice a puddle of sticky water on the floor.I slipped and fell, and my food and legs literally went flying in the air and landed flat on my butt.
People looked, pointed, and laughed. No one had helped me get up as I laid there surrounded with scattered food. I felt like a clumsy pig.
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01-07-2007, 04:55 AM
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My embrassing moment was when I tripped my grade 3 teacher with my shoelace in front of the whole class in the hallway. It was a complete accident. I just hope that no one remembers it. haha.
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01-07-2007, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Gnome Towa
I got hit in the head with a locker before. Our new school had those double lockers, one on top and one on the bottam. I ended up having one on the bottam and the person above hit me really hard with the corner of the locker on my head by accident. They apologized like crazy but geez, I never thought that would happen.
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Gahh That happened to me before. And damnnnn it hurt o___o;
Omg, when I was younger, we were at this amusement park as a church trip thing. You know those little game booths? The ones where you win little prizes lol. Well, I had gone to one and it was one where there were ships in the back and balls rolled into this little counter thing in front of you. What you're supposed to do is roll the ball up into one of the holes under the counter thing to make the ship move foreward and to the finish line.
I totally didn't know that. x_x Heck, I didn't even see the hole things and I didn't understand what we were supposed to do. (I was pretty young then.. I think like beginning of elementary school)
I had seen a game before where you throw the ball at the thing and knock it down... and since I didn't know what was going on...
Guess what I did then. I threw the ;alsjfs ball at the ship xDD;; *dies* I hit it too. x: And I was all confused and stuff and then the person working the booth pointed it out.
Geez. How.. retarded. xD I can't believe I still remember that... The person was probably like "OMGWTF?"
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01-07-2007, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by katzluva
My embarassing moments...? It might not be the worst but it's what I can remember for now.
I was in my highschool cafeteria walking with an arm full of food (fries, pizza, soda, chips, candy o_O) cause I was reaaaaally hungry and rushing to find a place to sit so I can eat, and I didn't notice a puddle of sticky water on the floor.I slipped and fell, and my food and legs literally went flying in the air and landed flat on my butt.
People looked, pointed, and laughed. No one had helped me get up as I laid there surrounded with scattered food. I felt like a clumsy pig.
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i think tripping with a tray full of food is the worst. that sucks!
my friends roommate at ucla went to the cafeteria and she had just gone swimming and she got up after she ate and there was a HUGE puddle of her period blood :[ i think thats the worst
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01-07-2007, 11:24 AM
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[quote]she had just gone swimming and she got up after she ate and there was a HUGE puddle of her period blood :[ i think thats the worst[quote]
OMFG :shock: ..that's horrendous  ops:
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01-07-2007, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by katzluva
My embarassing moments...? It might not be the worst but it's what I can remember for now.
I was in my highschool cafeteria walking with an arm full of food (fries, pizza, soda, chips, candy o_O) cause I was reaaaaally hungry and rushing to find a place to sit so I can eat, and I didn't notice a puddle of sticky water on the floor.I slipped and fell, and my food and legs literally went flying in the air and landed flat on my butt.
People looked, pointed, and laughed. No one had helped me get up as I laid there surrounded with scattered food. I felt like a clumsy pig.
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i think tripping with a tray full of food is the worst. that sucks!
my friends roommate at ucla went to the cafeteria and she had just gone swimming and she got up after she ate and there was a HUGE puddle of her period blood :[ i think thats the worst
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SHE COULD HAVE SAID SHE SAT ON KETCHUP.
Speaking of cafereria there was a line like a crowded for the chilie cheese fries i was behind this girl but i was looking the other way my friend said go so i turn around tho it would be my turn ... naturally my hand just go up and reach for the counter well let just say i got slap in that crowd. 
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01-07-2007, 05:03 PM
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one of my most embarrassing moments was whenever I went into barnes n noble with my parents and they went to the back and i was looking up at the people, not down at my shoes, and i tripped over this huge stack of books and knocked down a shelf :9 it was freaking crazy. and then one of the cashiers started to walk over to me and i ran to my dad but he didn't believe me haha.
i don't usually get embarrassed either, ^ that happened like 4 years ago.
but a couple months ago,
i was in biology and we were already halfway through the day, and everyone had wet hands and there were no paper towels so the guy behind me (a friend) started wiping his hands on my pants and i didn't really say anything, i just wiped my hands on his shirt. but then i noticed where he had wiped his hands that my pants felt weird, but i was wearing loose corduroys so i just thought it was my pants ruched up. but then i started to walk and it felt like there was something in my pants, and i was freaking out because i thought he was a magician or something and had managed to put something in my pants haha, so i started to pull up my pants and reach into the leg to see what it was and number one, my legs were hairy haha, and number two, i started pulling it out and i'm like "look, morgan (a friend), i had a shoestring in my pants!" and i said it loud enough that everyone looked and when i pulled it all the way out, it was a thong.
but i was kind enough to laugh about it and tell it to everyone i knew haha because i thought it was the most hilarious thing ever. the hairy leg part was kind of gross though.
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