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05-03-2006, 09:18 AM
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Finish the story!
Once upon a time...
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05-03-2006, 09:57 AM
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Baby Jammer
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...there was a blueberry elephant...
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05-03-2006, 11:33 AM
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he was strong and courageous, he liked to peg rocks at the other elephants who were mean to everyone...
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05-03-2006, 05:22 PM
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But one day he threw a rock at the wrong elephant, who then called his army of peacocks and beavers....
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05-03-2006, 09:39 PM
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... But the army of peacocks and beavers never arrived - in their place, it was an army of ...
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05-03-2006, 10:00 PM
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..Pancakes. They came wielding syrup bottles of doom...
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05-03-2006, 11:24 PM
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...and following them were exploding penguins wielding pizza flavored pringles that sent out the horrible smell of sauerkraut...
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05-04-2006, 12:04 AM
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. . . And to top all of that off, a hoard of obese one-eyed Yeti's lingered behind the edible-weapon wielding reinforcements . . .
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05-04-2006, 01:06 AM
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until they decided that they wanted in on the action. So they did a series of clumsy tumbles and somersaults...
(This story is becoming highly entertaining  )
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05-05-2006, 09:37 PM
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Baby Jammer
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the aformentioned peacocks finally arrived and started doing a jig
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05-06-2006, 09:45 AM
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but ho-ho! the elephants had another team of allies -- the forks! And the pancakes did not welcome them, for the Forks were their most despised enemies...
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05-07-2006, 05:29 AM
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..And THEN, I came along and ate all the pancakes. Yum. ^_^
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05-07-2006, 09:36 PM
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Baby Jammer
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...but there was too many of them and you started to lie down struggling with your stomachache when all the elephants and peacocks attacked you while the one-eyed yetis started doing summersaults on your belly...
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05-07-2006, 09:41 PM
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. . . And the Forks and Exploding Penguins were irritated that HowlingGroupie left them out, so the Forks began to launch the Penguins' pizza-flavoured pringles at . . .
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05-08-2006, 01:05 PM
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victory ^^v
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.. the pancakes... they splatted onto the pancakes and made a pizza-ey mess, the elephants stood still, though; a little grey mouse was..
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05-08-2006, 11:05 PM
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...watching all this crazy, far-out-of-this-world antics go on and hurriedly scampered off to alert the...
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05-10-2006, 01:12 AM
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queen that he was out of spandax shorts...
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05-11-2006, 09:49 PM
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...who then provided him with a paper bag and rainbow-colored suspenders to munch on..
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05-21-2006, 06:32 AM
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but sadly, they were vegan and wouldn't consume the rainbow colored suspenders since they came from differnt colors of peacock feathers.
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07-12-2006, 09:45 PM
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Baby Jammer
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So the forks use their superdeduper kung fu action and killed the pancakes which were...
This is a great story! 
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