Dear _________,

[forsheezy]

Dear Stop & Shop,
Please make sure you distinguish the difference between "Soy Dream" and "Rice Dream". Thanks to you I'm drinking this crappy rice "milk" that tastes like water and ... crappy stuff. It leaves a terrible aftertaste. But seriously, do something about it. Now I'm left with 2 cartons of this rice nightmare. Makes me want to go back to whole milk D:

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Dear Ex,
Hey what the **** man. You're allowed to make stupid jokes about me but when I make a joke about you, you get all tense and flip out on me. You better apologize for your behavior because it sure as hell isn't my fault you can't take take a small joke. Boo hoo bitch.

[Kavi]

Originally Posted by Casi Leigh

Dear Kavi,

Please send yummy pastries as this is one of the things that I love most in life. Feel free to include both chocolate and strawberry flavors.

Love,
Casi

P.S. But seriously, that is such a wonderful career choice!! What sort of bakery will you open?

Sure! Will do! My bakery will have a cute & pink-bright atmosphere. All the waitresses will be required to wear whatever cute outfits(dresses) i will make them wear lol. (And i know im not supposed to discriminate, but i think i'll only hire cute girls... without anyone knowing! Although they might figure it out when only cute girls work there.. >.>) but im definitely not going to be picky on how cute the girl is, like i dont care if she has flaws because she'll still be cute in her own way lol. I also want there to be karaoke and cute tables with adorable table clothes and cute cups, etc. and drapes and ribbons and ruffles everywhere <3

Originally Posted by Vicky Violence

Dear ex,

You still owe me €22, you stupid bastard.

omg my ex owes me $20 lol it's been so long but i still remind him every now and then. and when i see him with a new camera or shoes, im like WTF, WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH XP

[Kavi]

Dear Friend,

I'm kind of upset right now too. I know Lisa is in my neighborhood ALL the time hanging out with Angel which is like 5 minutes walking distance, yet I haven't heard from her all summer. I'm home all the time and I have no way of getting ahold of her because she doesn't have a phone or a house phone, but she has my number and a lot of people she knows has my number too. It wouldn't bother me so much except that I know she's always in my neighborhood. Plus to add on that, Jazzy nor Katie ever calls me to hang out. She even hung out with Lesya which is farther than my house is from their's and they didn't call ME. CODY called me when he's on ankle monitor house arrest, but would he have if he was free to go wherever he wanted? I'm thinking not.
You've hung out with my like 5 times now. I'm beginning to think you're the only real friend I have. Ashley text me a couple times to talk about Keith. I can kinda understand why she hasn't called to hang out or gives an excuse not to hang out whenever i ask her, because she has strict parents and her nieces and nephews to look after all the time, but i'd still like to hang out with her anyway. Damn, If i didn't have Shawn and you, I'd have one boring ass summer. Man, even Pachachor has called me to go over there and Lisa and Jazzy haven't? Geez, I've talked to Jazz about hanging out numerous times and she doesn't say much about it. I guess after this, I won't be sad not going back to [insert school name]. And I won't be sad moving away from Sacramento either. Don't I have such wonderful friends? I love you TinTin, my true friend.

Love,
KaylaViola

[phren]

@kavi, o __o i will come and work in your bakery ! even though i don't live in the same country and probably wouldn't pass the cute girl test xD actually.. i act cute maybe haha nano [oops i would say nano].
and i think i said at some point i would work in bonbon's bakery ? xD -can't remember-

[Vicky Violence]

Originally Posted by Kavi

omg my ex owes me $20 lol it's been so long but i still remind him every now and then. and when i see him with a new camera or shoes, im like WTF, WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH XP

Hah exactly, though mine denies he owes me the money. We were supposed to go to prom together and I paid for him, he said he'd pay me back as soon as we'd see each other again.
A few days later he ditched me.

Originally Posted by Vicky Violence

Dear guy I see on the bus all the time,

I wish I could actually open my mouth when I see you but all I can is stare and drool and, when my friend is with me, giggle. Yeah I'm not normally a giggly little bitch, it's because I get shy around you because I try to hide the fact that I have a major crush on you. Which is silly because there's nothing I want more than to tell you. Ok, I'd like you to feel the same way, but still. If only I had the guts to say hi, but somehow every time I'm around you I am satisfied with this platonic thing we have. Then I get off the bus and feel the urge to slap myself in the face for not talking to you again and all I want is to get back on that bus and ask you your name and number and ask you out for a night out and we'll talk and laugh and have a good time.

*cough*


Dear guy I see on the bus all the time,

So how were you today? I saw you, and you saw me. And the seat next to mine was open, but you only noticed after you went to sit all the way on the other side of the bus.
Did you notice how I was getting pissed off at my cell phone? I had texted a friend of mine for a kick in the butt, for some "GODDAMOT YOU F****** IMBICIL GO TALK TO HIM" kind of chat, you know? But she didn't text back because she was at work.
I'm too shy to do it alone. I just can't do it, even "hi" is too hard. I just sit there and stare at you, thinking of how much it'll hurt when you'll say you're not interested and then I realise I'm better off happy, delusional, impatiently waiting for the next 7:05 bus.

See you next time. Who knows I'll grow balls someday and say hello.

[xivorymoonx]

Dear boyfriend,

Thank you for loving me, but a relationship is much more than you think it is. I can't stick around and wait for you forever. I'm sorry that one day I might be the first person to break your heart =(

Love,
me

[Keichan]

Dear customs lady,

Thank you for letting my package slip through the customs.
You were so nice to me, although my package was way too high for the customs border.



Dear neighbours,

I know you want one, but please don't get another cat. You already treated your other pets like shit and we took care for your one cat before that you let almost starve.

Nice greetings,
Keichan

[Tita-Chan]

Dear life,

Please, take some action soon! I'm sick of being bored all day. :\



Dear me,

You'll have to study, otherwise you won't pass in your exam.

[urban.star.dust]

Dear me,

You need to stop procrastinating. College applications are due in less than a month annnd.......you still have yet to finish them. Oh and try to stop flirting with your friend's co-worker. He maybe cute and you may have had fun with him that night, but he has a girlfriend or some say. So stick with the other two cuties who are single at the moment


Best Wishes

[Nitsue-chan]

Dear cellphone,

Why do you do this to me!? Every time I try to call somebody you just blank...and restart! T-T You're so weeeird! Atleast it's just a random thing. But when you do it...It just ruins my conversation! Even worse...what if I have an emergency...and because of your restarting and not letting me call nobody I DIE!? [overreacting] Please...Get well soon. =[

Dear Absolute Boyfriend,

No...Not my real bf! The jdrama! You're my first jdrama and so far the best! ^-^ Thanks for entertaining me the whole day! :]

Dear real bf,

Please call me... =\

Love,
Me

[Minkao]

Dear ex,

Stop stalking me please ;_;

Sincerely,
Minkao

[JunGaeHyuk]

Dear Sailor Moon,

please teach me how to be a pretty soldier!

~<3

[Cailey]

dear roommate,

i'm not sure why you think its okay to keep all my dishes in your room and never clean them. i have NO dishes right now. none of them belong to you. also, thanks for leaving your huge garbage bags in the garbage chute room. the angry email i received from the landlady was awesome what with her threatening to contact the city bi-law enforcement. who knew she would go rooting through your garbage to find a bank statement? idiot. on top of that, i'd like to point out that i do not appreciate you leaving our balcony door open all the time. we get a lot of bugs that way and i know our apartment is hot but you have air conditioning in your room. thanks for putting that hideous blanket over our balcony so that people can't see you smoking pot. now i can't sit on the balcony and have a nice view of outside. speaking of which, i couldn't help but notice that whenever i walk through our hallway it reeks of skunk. while i do think its nice of you to not admit to me that you're a drug dealer, that is still gross.

screw you.

sincerely,
cailey

[Nitsue-chan]

Dear Cailey,

O_O...Having a roommate like that must be so annoying! If I were you I would've already gone crazy. Wow...a drug dealer, too? Well...be careful! Hope everything gets better.

Dear me,

Let's try to learn japanese! C'mon, it sound like fun. Something to do in the summer. Oh wait. Need to check your busy schedule?...Okay clear. Absolutely nothing, right!? Now...Let's learrrnn. You lazy bum.

[BonBonBarbie]

Originally Posted by phren

@kavi, o __o i will come and work in your bakery ! even though i don't live in the same country and probably wouldn't pass the cute girl test xD actually.. i act cute maybe haha nano [oops i would say nano].
and i think i said at some point i would work in bonbon's bakery ? xD -can't remember-

haha yes yes you did!!and you will my pretty
acting cute is good enough for me
and seriously, the dress i will force you to wear will be like the cutest explosion of ruffles and lace EVER.

[Kavi]

Originally Posted by phren

@kavi, o __o i will come and work in your bakery ! even though i don't live in the same country and probably wouldn't pass the cute girl test xD actually.. i act cute maybe haha nano [oops i would say nano].
and i think i said at some point i would work in bonbon's bakery ? xD -can't remember-

umm I've seen pics of you and you'd do PERFECT <3
I'd love to dress you up, i'm sure bonbon has the same things in mind i do >w<

[BonBonBarbie]

Originally Posted by Kavi

umm I've seen pics of you and you'd do PERFECT <3
I'd love to dress you up, i'm sure bonbon has the same things in mind i do >w<

hahahaha that sounds so perverse!!!
dont worry, my intentions are pure dont know about that kavi though... :P

[Linda]

Dear AsiaJam,

Thank you very much for the free gift. I really appreciate it.
Thanks for the dumbo tape. ^^

[redpixie]

Dear ex,

I need you so much right now, come back to me and stop bein stubborn yea? ^^ you know still love me!

Dear sis,

thanks for letting me stay with you the last few days. And don't worry about getting stressed, you have good reason.

Dear finley,

you're my baby nephew and you're unbelievably cute, but stop throwing up so I can cuddle you yea? other than that, thanks for keeping a smile on my face with your adorable smile for the last few days!

[phren]

perverted intentions ? o xo

aha, i would still come and work for both of you xD <3

huhu can't wait to wear cute dresses ~ awww thankyou kavi huhu perfect cute waitress material xD ; u;