Dear _________,

[Yuri]

Dear Christine,

We're best friends and I love you, but lately I can't stand talking to you.

Dear Sugiyama,

Its been another school year and I can't believe I still haven't worked up the courage to tell you I like you. I've wasted so many opportunities...
You made coming to school so much easier and I always looked forward to seeing you. It kills me how I have to wait until September to see you again. I think next year might be it.

Dear Hummus,

I've only discovered you today but already, I can't stop thinking about you. I enjoyed you oh-so-much with veggies. Thank you for being so delicious.

Love,
Yuri


Now its your turn. Write a letter to anyone or anything!

[Nitsue-chan]

Dear Tuna, [my cat]

I know we have like this love-hate relationship, right? But I just want you to know that I think you're the best cat ever! You're so cute and beautiful...except when you're bitting my toes. I really hate that, ya know? It's pretty annoying. Nevertheless, I love you, Tuna. Please stay with me 'till I'm old!

Love,
Me

(Nice thread! ^^)

[Cailey]

dear roommate,

can you please close the bathroom door when you shower? that is so weird and creepy.

sincerely,
cailey

[lirvavril]

Originally Posted by Cailey

dear roommate,

can you please close the bathroom door when you shower? that is so weird and creepy.

sincerely,
cailey

LOLZ !! That's so funny !!

Dear Love,

i'm depressed that i'm not with you anymore .. and drifted away from you and made myself that i dont give a damn .. it's just that i can't stand how you treat me .. like i'm a stranger .. as if we weren't together for 4 years .. being away from you is the hardest thing i've ever done .. the day passes by easily but at night it all comes back to me .. and i can't help feeling the tears sliding down my cheeks ..i will love you forever ..

Dear scale,

i know i've gained in the past few months .. and i haven't got the guts to stand on you to see my wait .. but i'm working on it .. i'm losing weight .. and can't weight to see for myself .. !!

with love,
lirvavril

[cool]

Originally Posted by Cailey

dear roommate,

can you please close the bathroom door when you shower? that is so weird and creepy.

sincerely,
cailey

Dear Cailey,

Invite me over to your place when your roomate takes a shower!!

I bet she'll learn to close the doors quickly!

[laura-aap]

dear cailey and cool,

you guys cracked me up big time!
I allready had a hard time breathing but now it even got worse. hahaha.

xxxx <333 laura

dear mr. cold.

I can't even call you dear. you are a pain in the ass or better saying.. my nose. I don't like to see what sits inside my nose. the green stuff.. you can keep it.
please, leave!!!!!

thanks!

[the_zorya]

Dear Dad,

thanks for being a silver fox and yet acting like you're in your twenties. you bring hope to my bleak future

Dear Lauren,

i think if you had never asked me to come swimming yesterday, i would have ended up going somewhere i really didn't want to go and would probably regret it for a good while.

Dear Ex,

what in god's name are you thinking? you seriously should care about your future more and more importantly, your freaking present. you are doing some of the most mindless things lately and it really makes me wonder if you've changed that much or if you're just going through a phase.

Dear Tahoe,

don't try to pass me on double yellow lines again, bitch!
even if i did find out you are my neighbor, no one tries to pass me on double yellow lines and succeeds! mooha.

[Cailey]

Originally Posted by cool

Dear Cailey,

Invite me over to your place when your roomate takes a shower!!

I bet she'll learn to close the doors quickly!

dear cool,

my roommate is a guy but i'm sure that would work even better.

haha

[cool]

Originally Posted by Cailey

dear cool,

my roommate is a guy but i'm sure that would work even better.

haha

Dear Cailey,

Upon further information furbished by you, I have decided to decline your kind invitation. However, I shall sent my doggie (Rottweiller) along to sniff your roomate's naked butt. You see, sniffing Butts is his specialty. I am sure that will solve your problem forever!

Sincerely,

Cool

ps: Should you decide to get a 'female' roomate of the 'sexy' kind, I may yet have no choice but to take Shadow's place.

[Dutchie]

Dear friends,

I keep on calling you friends but I'm not sure if you still are my friends.. and I hate it

Dear Suitcase
please be big enough to fit all my stuff in!!

Dear Mythbusters
Please tell me that putting helium balloons in your suitcase make it lighter!!

[laura-aap]

dear dutchie,

soon you will be gone. I really hope you have a great time. I will def. miss you. and don't worry about your friends. if they are they will come to you one day.. if they don't, stop wasting your time. I know you are going trough a hard time.

also, I wanna be a good friend to you. so if anything is wrong, or you need to rant.. just mail/pm me. I mean it!!!

I wish you the best trip ever!!!

xxx <3

[demoipourvous]

Dear friend,

I sincerely hope that you find happiness with him. Though you may think that I can't wait to say "I told you so" if and when he screws you over, you're quite mistaken. If anything, because I care for you so much and for newborn daughter, I fervently pray that he won't "screw up", that things really will work out between you two. Even if it means you choosing him over me. It's nothing new really, I guess it just hurts more now that I accept the fact.

Wishing you much love and happiness.


Dear Dutchie,

And here I was thinking that I was the only dork watching Mythbusters Have a nice trip!


Dear mom and dad,

Isn't it funny how you can love a person so much and yet hate them so intensely at times that it can be scary? Well, I guess that's normal with parent-child relationships. I love you dearly but your ambitions are not mine nor will I bend to your will and allow you to attain your goals through me. Grandma always told me that it's better to be a reed than an oak, but I fear that if I really was a reed, you'd just pull me out as opposed to an oak.

[Jenovatra]

Dear Jenovatra,

Stop being a lazy bum and clean your room. You haven't done so in a good 2 months. How do you live like that? Also, don't forget to feed your fish and stop buying things. (You know you really have no money)

- J

[AmyLou]

Dear Me,

Get off your arse and ask for a part time job at the local deli!!! You need the money to pay your friends/parents back and you need some for going out! Also, join a martial arts club because that looks so cool. Finally, try not to give a shit about people who call you a boy because your hair is short. Oh and also, stop getting songs in your head, even if they are good songs!

From, Me

(awesome thread btw)

[Keichan]

Dear best friend,
You are one of the closest person to me and I love you, but our friendship isn't what it was anymore.
I hope you can open your eyes and acknowledge the reality soon.

Dear other friend,
stop being so damn selfish.

Dear parents and sisters,
thank you for being always there for me and for your supporting, even when we often have quarrels.

Dear grandma,
I hope your operation this week will be a success.
I'm scared something could go wrong, because you're so weakened right now.
You have to bear so much pain and sorrows because of your illness. I know you often cry yourself to sleep.
Please, let everything go well. I will pray for you.

[kat*]

Dear Kat*

When everyone sees your hair their gonna laugh so .. just walk in & out of school on friday , avoid going out with friends for a while -besides , I'm sure it won't take long to grow out ..
Oh crap you have an induction next friday ! Well .. good sir , good luck to you ..

Kat*

ps , get a job you bum !

[Cailey]

dear ex-best friend,

it has come to my attention that you have no intention to stop dating my little brother. this is your first and last warning that you should cease this ridiculous relationship. not only has your lifestyle affected his in such a way that you are both overweight, but now he has medical problems. also, i'd really like if you could pay me your portion of the internet and cable bill. just because you don't use it doesn't mean you don't owe it. i realize that our friendship is officially over seeing as how you have removed me from your facebook page. that's cool, but i'd really like my money.

sincerely,
cailey

ps. if you ever cheat on my little brother again, i am destroying everything in your room. <3

[Casi Leigh]

This is way cool. And, Cailey? You totally win the *interesting life* award. I would also pay money to see cool's doggie teach your roommate about closing the bathroom door.

Dear Love of My Life,

What a wonderful day this has been. It's so nice to just enjoy a day about town on our bicycles together, holding hands and whispering. A beer at our favorite brewery, an ice cream next to the fountain on campus; everything we do is more fun because we do it together. As I watch you nap with our baby puppy after our long day, I close my eyes and say a tiny "thank you" that you are my best friend. I know lately we're making big decisions about school and all but I'm so excited to see where life leads us in the not-so-distant future! Here's to us, love!

Ruff,
Me

Dear Open Road and Big Wide World,

Expect us soon!

Love,
Casi

[13th_hr]

Dear Sister,

I hope you can find happiness and be healthy. Love you always.

Dear my other sister,

I will miss you when you are gone. Be happy!

Dear bf,

I love you but for the first time I felt I was falling out of love with you.
I will never forget how you made me feel. And I'm not sure I can forgive you.
I hope in time I will find it in me to forgive you cuz you are a part of me that I don't want to hate.

Hanging by a thread, your gf.

Dear parents,

I'm sorry I'm a disappointment. Please, forgive me.

[Cailey]

dear friend that was visiting earlier,

perhaps my signs were not obvious. i felt that my persistent yawning and proclaiming that i was tired would be a good enough hint that i would like you to leave. although i understand that you feel that explaining your dungeons and dragons game to me is the epitome of awesome, i have to admit i am not interested in that type of conversation. i would suggest that in future conversations, you should focus on discussion of your super cool band and how good looking the lead singer is. maybe offer me more guestlist spots at your shows. that would be nice. but i digress. the point is, when someone is falling asleep it is probably in your best interest to leave and let them sleep. i look forward to the interesting conversations to come.

sincerely,
cailey