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02-19-2007, 08:36 AM
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Dead babies?
This one's kinda messed up, but I love it so... XD
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
= A pile of dead babies with one alive in the middle.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive in the middle?
= It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that??
= It goes back for more!
XDDDD
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02-23-2007, 02:30 AM
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eww!! its slighty disturbing yet still kind of funny
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02-23-2007, 02:44 AM
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Haha! nice one! 5 starsssss
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02-23-2007, 02:54 AM
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hahaha yeaaah eatin babies!
woo woo.
great joke, it made my day. on rotten.com, i think it is, they have a man eating a baby 
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02-23-2007, 02:59 AM
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hehe, that was cute xD
4 stars x]
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02-23-2007, 03:19 AM
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Dead baby jokes or disgusting, but I know a few.
How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bathtub?
- Blender.
How do you get them out?
- Nachos
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?
- One dead baby in 10 trashcans.
What the difference between a car full of dead babies and a garage full of dead babies?
- I don't have a car.
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02-23-2007, 06:30 AM
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I had a friend in high school who would tell me dead baby jokes all the time. I actually found some of them pretty funny... I wonder what that says about my personality LOL 
How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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02-23-2007, 06:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the_zorya
hahaha yeaaah eatin babies!
woo woo.
great joke, it made my day. on rotten.com, i think it is, they have a man eating a baby |
Oh gawsh, I'm too freaked out from what I've heard about that site to even visit it myself LOL Scary stuff.... |
02-23-2007, 06:14 PM
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Wow scary stuff.. I didn't know that there were so many 'jokes' with dead babies!!!
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02-24-2007, 01:23 AM
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oh my god, disgusting...everybody... 
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02-24-2007, 01:34 AM
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oh my god, disgusting...everybody... |
yeh ..me no likee either
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02-24-2007, 05:10 AM
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Oh I have one, kind of like the baby oil one though...:
How many babies does it take to paint a fence?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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02-24-2007, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by intothenature
Oh I have one, kind of like the baby oil one though...:
How many babies does it take to paint a fence?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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lol
oh god we're terrible people.. *runs and hides* |
02-24-2007, 05:37 PM
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Yeah and all the dead baby jokes are going against the "one joke per thread" rule, right...?  |
02-25-2007, 03:55 AM
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i mean, really. why does it have to be babies? why cant it be....something harmless...like cantaloupe or cheese curds? well.....maybe not, but still.
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03-02-2007, 01:07 AM
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^^ mmm, cheese curds. My friend was laughing at that those words a while ago... lol
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03-02-2007, 04:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ericana
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?
- One dead baby in 10 trashcans.
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*stifles laughter*
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03-02-2007, 02:30 PM
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I loves dead baby jokes!
What's red, pink and silver?!
A dead baby with a fork in it's eye.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?!
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Urgh... I have more.... but I can't remember them... >.<!
They always crack me up!
X3!
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03-02-2007, 06:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by .Nyappy.Horror.
I loves dead baby jokes!
What's red, pink and silver?!
A dead baby with a fork in it's eye.
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LOL nicee!! XD
My mom bought a book full of dead baby jokes and other horrible, horrible jokes... but my sister gave it away so I only got to read that one joke. :/ At least I was able to find a whole site for dead baby jokes!! XD (yeah, we're all going to die laughing on the way to hell) :X
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03-02-2007, 11:18 PM
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LMFAO!!!
I agree!!!
As sick as they are... and as many times as I've heard or read them... I can't help laughing!
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