Hilarious gay joke

yugidogz · #1 (**permalink**) 06-27-2008, 03:09 AM

My boyfriend told me this one, and it cracks me up so bad! XD

So 3 gay guys were sitting at a bar.
The first gay guy farts and says "Ahh..".
The second gay guy farts and says "Ahh..".
The third gay guy farts loudly "brrrrrttttt..!"

The other 2 gay guys look at the third gay guy and sigh "ugh, what a virgin."

And here's a random one I found:

Did you hear about the three gays who attacked a woman?

Two held her down while the third did her hair.

..
LOLOLOL.

mallorymaloney · #2 (**permalink**) 06-27-2008, 05:58 AM

LOL, those are actually pretty cute! XD

diadori · #3 (**permalink**) 06-27-2008, 04:00 PM

hehehehehe these are pretty funny.

SilentMorning · #4 (**permalink**) 06-27-2008, 06:33 PM

I really like that last one!

JunGaeHyuk · #5 (**permalink**) 06-27-2008, 06:41 PM

LMAO

AmyLou · #6 (**permalink**) 06-27-2008, 07:17 PM

The second one xDDD

katzluva · #7 (**permalink**) 06-27-2008, 07:33 PM

The second one made me laugh HARD!!!

fascinatingAngeL · #8 (**permalink**) 06-27-2008, 10:40 PM

ROLF! man, you got me there! thanks for sharing!

lolita-nicole · #9 (**permalink**) 06-28-2008, 01:03 AM

this made my day!! ( ･∀･)つ〃∩ペタ♪

elyse517 · #10 (**permalink**) 06-28-2008, 03:57 AM

the last ones kinda cute

thx for sharing^^

MerryHappy · #11 (**permalink**) 06-28-2008, 05:48 PM

haha there good

Hunniebee · #12 (**permalink**) 06-30-2008, 01:27 AM

Lmao first one was funny XD

nilz1990 · #13 (**permalink**) 06-30-2008, 11:04 PM

lol 2nd one was funny

BonBonBarbie · #14 (**permalink**) 06-30-2008, 11:25 PM

i dnt get the first one

lirvavril · #15 (**permalink**) 07-01-2008, 12:23 AM

i cracked up at the second one !! LOLZZ

zaidababy · #16 (**permalink**) 07-01-2008, 06:14 PM

Haha!

What do gay horses eat?

HAAAAAAY!

mallorymaloney · #17 (**permalink**) 07-01-2008, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BonBonBarbie

i dnt get the first one

O_O;

Er ... Well, the first two guys fart silently because um, they engage in a lot of sexual activity, and ... Their bumholeys are ... Loose-ish? XD;

But the third guy farts loudly, 'cause he's never been in a sex-based gay relationship before, and his bumholey is ... Not loose. o.o;

LMFAO!

Oh my god, I can't believe I just explained that ... XD!!!!!!

kat* · #18 (**permalink**) 07-01-2008, 10:06 PM

@ mallorymaloney - lmfaoooo that explanation XDD it could've been worse ... I could've explained it XD

-- The 2nd one made me LOL >w<

yugidogz · #19 (**permalink**) 07-02-2008, 12:38 AM

THANK GOD MALLORY EXPLAINED IT, THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Plus, I didn't want to... XDD;;

BonBonBarbie · #20 (**permalink**) 07-02-2008, 11:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA
i get it nowwwww
i thought it was like ''ahhhh'' as in ''that was a nice fart, it felt like some good ''gayfun'' and the 3rd gay hadnt had it so didnt appreciate the fart
hahahaha
your explanation makes more sense
i just feel very naiive now