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04-04-2007, 10:00 PM
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im at a new school and...
... THE hottest human being that could ever have been created sits next to me in english honors. i cannot describe with words what curiosities arise from within my mind, body, and soul when i gaze longingly into his godly visage. well, i dont do much gazing, but the occasional glance gets more magnificent each and every time. i learned yesterday that this gorgeous apparition of my wildest dreams name is kaleb. hes beautiful. have i metioned this already? well, im afraid that his divine beauty is going to cause me to piss my pants one of these days, so what should i do? i cant wear a daiper to school, think of gym class....-shudder- horrible....
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04-04-2007, 10:45 PM
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..wear a really thick pad? o.o;;
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04-04-2007, 11:03 PM
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wow....i hope to dear god your not serious
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04-04-2007, 11:16 PM
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naw, she's kidding. i can tell (if you've read some of her older posts, you'll understand what i mean).
i'd say talk to him. well, make sure you know what you're going to say first. cause judging by his description, you just might mess up and make yourself look stupid. which isn't fun.
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04-04-2007, 11:43 PM
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Are you there God? It's me, Kaleb....
This chick next to me in English Honors is always like.. staring at me... It's creeping me out, yo... She's like.. new... and actually has an IQ over 75, so she's pretty whack, G-dawg.
But dayymmm, that ghetto bootay! Maybe I should talk to that bootay--I mean her.....
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04-05-2007, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Reese
Are you there God? It's me, Kaleb....
This chick next to me in English Honors is always like.. staring at me... It's creeping me out, yo... She's like.. new... and actually has an IQ over 75, so she's pretty whack, G-dawg.
But dayymmm, that ghetto bootay! Maybe I should talk to that bootay--I mean her.....
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04-05-2007, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Reese
Are you there God? It's me, Kaleb....
This chick next to me in English Honors is always like.. staring at me... It's creeping me out, yo... She's like.. new... and actually has an IQ over 75, so she's pretty whack, G-dawg.
But dayymmm, that ghetto bootay! Maybe I should talk to that bootay--I mean her.....
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*Totally dies laughing,while rolling on the floor*XDXDXD |
04-05-2007, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Reese
Are you there God? It's me, Kaleb....
This chick next to me in English Honors is always like.. staring at me... It's creeping me out, yo... She's like.. new... and actually has an IQ over 75, so she's pretty whack, G-dawg.
But dayymmm, that ghetto bootay! Maybe I should talk to that bootay--I mean her.....
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Aw Mai Gah! XD
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04-05-2007, 01:40 AM
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Hahahaa, I LOVED that description of his hotness...it was very well said.
You know what I'd do...sneak a camera into class and take photos of him when he's not looking! XD
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04-05-2007, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Reese
Are you there God? It's me, Kaleb....
This chick next to me in English Honors is always like.. staring at me... It's creeping me out, yo... She's like.. new... and actually has an IQ over 75, so she's pretty whack, G-dawg.
But dayymmm, that ghetto bootay! Maybe I should talk to that bootay--I mean her.....
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OMG!! That is so friggin funny!!!
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04-05-2007, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by diadori
naw, she's kidding. i can tell (if you've read some of her older posts, you'll understand what i mean).
i'd say talk to him. well, make sure you know what you're going to say first. cause judging by his description, you just might mess up and make yourself look stupid. which isn't fun.
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hahahaha, so true
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Originally Posted by Reese
Are you there God? It's me, Kaleb....
This chick next to me in English Honors is always like.. staring at me... It's creeping me out, yo... She's like.. new... and actually has an IQ over 75, so she's pretty whack, G-dawg.
But dayymmm, that ghetto bootay! Maybe I should talk to that bootay--I mean her.....
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THERESA. YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST FRIEND A LADEH COULD HAVE. FO REALLS. seriously, i almost cried, i laughed so hard. ah, if only it were what he truly thinks... well, he wasnt at school today, so i wont get to bask in his glory again untill monday.... -sobsobsobcrysob-
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04-07-2007, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by katzluva
Hahahaa, I LOVED that description of his hotness...it was very well said.
You know what I'd do...sneak a camera into class and take photos of him when he's not looking! XD
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Exactly what I was thinking.
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04-07-2007, 07:17 AM
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xD, Talk to him silly! And go to the bathroom before. o_o. haha.
But, I have a crush my self. And I hadnt seen him since 4th grade, and im going into 8th grade now. And I was at a bball game cheering my bff on. And I couldn't stop smiling and looking at him. His baby brother kept looking at me, and then told him. I ran out of the game as fast as I could. o_o.
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04-07-2007, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by katzluva
Hahahaa, I LOVED that description of his hotness...it was very well said.
You know what I'd do...sneak a camera into class and take photos of him when he's not looking! XD
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ooooo, if only i actually HAD a camera...
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Originally Posted by LittleNikku
xD, Talk to him silly! And go to the bathroom before. o_o. haha.
But, I have a crush my self. And I hadnt seen him since 4th grade, and im going into 8th grade now. And I was at a bball game cheering my bff on. And I couldn't stop smiling and looking at him. His baby brother kept looking at me, and then told him. I ran out of the game as fast as I could. o_o.
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you know, i never thought of using the bathroom before english.... well, its only second hour and i always go when i wake up, so i dont have to later. poo. oh, and funny story, by the way XD
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04-07-2007, 08:38 PM
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this is sort of what he looks like, but with hair (ha!) and less-bushy eyebrows. this is a pic of my step-moms sisters boyfriends brother, dillon. see, the relation is so distant, that i dont feel sorry for thinking hes hot.  this was taken just after his first time in boot camp.
this is a bonus, for those muscle-lovers out there, haha. its the same kid, but taken just after his SECOND time in boot camp, which he got out of on friday. -sigh- he looks so much better without a shaved head....how could they?
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04-07-2007, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by yoshissister
this is sort of what he looks like, but with hair (ha!) and less-bushy eyebrows. this is a pic of my step-moms sisters boyfriends brother, dillon. see, the relation is so distant, that i dont feel sorry for thinking hes hot. this was taken just after his first time in boot camp.
this is a bonus, for those muscle-lovers out there, haha. its the same kid, but taken just after his SECOND time in boot camp, which he got out of on friday. -sigh- he looks so much better without a shaved head....how could they?
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04-08-2007, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by yoshissister
ooooo, if only i actually HAD a camera...
you know, i never thought of using the bathroom before english.... well, its only second hour and i always go when i wake up, so i dont have to later. poo. oh, and funny story, by the way XD
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04-09-2007, 01:04 AM
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what do you MEAN you cant see them?!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! didnt you click on the links?? ah well. for those who can, this is the closest representation i can think of without the real thing. kaleb is hotter... i cant exactly walk into class and be like, 'hey, i wanted to take this picture of you because youre incredibly sexy and i wanted to share it with strangers on the internet who would be willingly obliged to see for themselves.'
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04-09-2007, 02:18 AM
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