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    Talking Cute and Funny Pick-Up Lines

    I wanted to post a thread on this because there was this guy friend of mine who actually told me a pick-up line and it made me go, "awwww!" So, if you have a good pick-up line (no matter how old it is) to share, post them! They really brighten up my day. Hahahaha, so come here and cheer yourself up!
    Here are some of what I know:

    What did the light bulb say to the switch?
    You turn me on. (No matter how many times I read this, I really go "awwww")

    Guy: Excuse me Miss, did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

    My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. (hahahahaha)

    Are you a magnet? Coz I'm attracted to you.

    I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. (lol)

    Did you fart? Coz you blow me away! (this is priceless, lmao)
    I want to change the world, instead I sleep.
    I want to believe in more than you and me. «««

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    lool. Me and my friend had this game called the corny pick up lines game(sooo creative) we made it up when we were reeaally little because corny stuff made us all crack up and still does but yea back to explaining. We would all stand in a circle and go around each saying some random corny pick up line witha serious face and who ever got the corniest without laughing or even smiling would win..

    It kinda helped since we were all in martial arts together and played something similar called the attention game where the instructor would try and make us laugh or flinch by like tickling us or pretending like he was gonna punch us and stuff like that and the winner got to lead the exercises for the next class.

    Sorry about my off topicness; I think I got ADHD


    Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

    Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

    Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

    Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

    You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

    You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

    I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

    That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

    If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
    Last edited by SuperRabbit; 02-09-2010 at 08:29 PM.

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    LOL.

    "Did it hurt?"
    "Did what hurt?"
    "When you fell from Heaven?"

    One of my favs LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRabbit View Post
    If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
    hahaha. that's my fave now <3

    my favorite one is kinda dirty but i think it's hilarious and it's always a good icebreaker at parties hahaha:

    Is there a keg in your pants? Because I'd like to tap that ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRabbit View Post
    lool. Me and my friend had this game called the corny pick up lines game(sooo creative) we made it up when we were reeaally little because corny stuff made us all crack up and still does but yea back to explaining. We would all stand in a circle and go around each saying some random corny pick up line witha serious face and who ever got the corniest without laughing or even smiling would win..

    It kinda helped since we were all in martial arts together and played something similar called the attention game where the instructor would try and make us laugh or flinch by like tickling us or pretending like he was gonna punch us and stuff like that and the winner got to lead the exercises for the next class.

    Sorry about my off topicness; I think I got ADHD

    Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

    Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

    Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

    Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

    You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

    You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

    I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

    That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

    If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
    Nah, you don't have ADHD. That's serious. Lol
    I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. OMG :O Yoouuuu ahahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by the_zorya View Post
    hahaha. that's my fave now <3

    my favorite one is kinda dirty but i think it's hilarious and it's always a good icebreaker at parties hahaha:

    Is there a keg in your pants? Because I'd like to tap that ass.
    Nice one, indeed. *clapclapclap*
    Last edited by the_zorya; 02-10-2010 at 03:25 PM.
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    I want to believe in more than you and me. «««

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    Just heard the best one:

    "Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away."
    "I have learned that the ambition of those who follow selfish precepts is no more than a chaotic waste, a finite gain that must be followed by infinite loss."
    -Drizzt Do'Urden

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_zorya View Post
    Just heard the best one:

    "Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away."
    off to google harry potter pick-up lines. genius.

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    haha the few I know is
    Are you from Tennessee?
    because you are the only ten I see

    and
    Did you just break wind?
    because you blew me away~

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    LOL!!
    My bf is french, he told me this one AFTER we started dating, FYI. heehee.

    BF: Uh excuse me do you have french in you??
    ME: No
    BF would you like some??

    ROFL!! i swear he would have told me that before we started dating i woulda slapped him silly lol.

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    Well, these might be really clishé, but...

    I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

    If I followed you home, would you keep me?

    Are you a good massager? Because I'm hard.

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

    I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet.

    I believe you only know a person after you've made love to them. Would you like to get to know me?

    If water was beauty, you'd be an ocean.

    If you were a pokémon, I would choose you.


    This one might not work as well in english as it does in finnish
    Are your parents shellfish? Because you're such a pearl.

    Waiting for the spring to arrive~

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    Haha! These nerdy pick-up lines crack me up:

    1. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
    2. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
    3. Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.
    4. Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
    5. I less than three you….. (i < 3 you).
    6. I wish we were in telophase, cause then I could admire your cleavage. (priceless! XD)
    7. I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.

    It'd be hilarious if someone said these to me. > w <

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    OMIGOSH! i LOVE the pick-up lines from the last 2 posts!! XDDD

    wellll this is something i got from my brother, who was in the mood to share one he knew :P so here it is:

    "Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus."

    XD i knew one more, but i forgot... something about a stoplight...?
    Don't ever frown because you never know who might fall in love with your smile :]

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    I wish we were in telophase, cause then I could admire your cleavage.

    that one is classic!
    haha I'm gonna go tell people in my biology class XD

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    Hilarious, guys! keep it up! xD
    I want to change the world, instead I sleep.
    I want to believe in more than you and me. «««

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    If you were a pokémon, I would choose you.

    I wish we were in telophase, cause then I could admire your cleavage.

    "Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus."


    I love these! XDDDD. The first one especially made me laugh since I love pokemon. I'd love to have someone say that to me XD!

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    Lol I love those pickup lines ;;

    IF you were a drum, I'd bang you firsT!

    I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

    hey have you got a raisin? how about a date?

    Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away!

    Hey is there an airport nearby or did my heart just take off

    You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

    Gurl, you're a 9.99999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.

    Honey, you just moved to the top of my "to do" list.

    Are you Jamaican? Cause you Jamaican me crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hessa View Post
    Lol I love those pickup lines ;;

    IF you were a drum, I'd bang you firsT!

    I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

    hey have you got a raisin? how about a date?

    You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

    Gurl, you're a 9.99999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
    LMAO i love these!!! XDDDDD
    even though i heard the raisin ones before, i still like :P
    Don't ever frown because you never know who might fall in love with your smile :]

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    LOL. I laughed so hard on almost all of these. I love the skittles pick up line. Ill have to use that on my boyfriend sometime ^_^
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    These are so cute. xD
    The astronaut one so far is my favorite~ xP
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    Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.

    Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?


    The last one would actually get me. It would be too funny to let it pass LOL

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